Theos-Talk Archives (November 2002 Message tt00938)

In a message dated 11/28/02 12:28:46 PM, llkingston2@juno.com writes:

>Are we also capable of laughing at ourselves?

I sure am. And, the following was very funny. Except you forgot to include 
me. How about this? (But, I'm sure you could come up with a better one. :-)

Leon: The chicken didn't have a leg to stand on and didn't make it to the 
other side, since she couldn't understand that she was actually trying to 
cross a coadunate zero-point hyperspace field that was not consubstantial 
with the road she thought she was on.

>HPB: The Masters report that the chicken crossed the road
>
>Bri: This is clearly yet another TRICK TO FOOL THE PUBLIC ! Science has
>proven beyond a doubt that chickens are not capable of crossing the road.
>
>Daniel: I cite below three affidavits of persons known to have witnessed
>a chicken crossing the road.
>
>Bri: Person A is a known liar. Person B is deluded and person C has
>countless times been reported in another country when he supposedly was
>witnessing this act.
>
>Dallas: Below are 73 refeerences from the SD on chickens, feathers, beaks
>and roads. In case that isn't enough I also cite 10 pages on Karma, 14
>on
>Reincarnation, 8 on Universal Brotherhood and another 20 on the Seven
>Fold Constitution of Man.
>
>Compiler: The following two articles may have some bearing on the subject
>of chickens crossing the road. In case the link is broken...
>
>Mauri: But what if the chicken were really a rooster? Speculatively
>speaking...
>
>Frank: The chicken was a decoy in a plot to spy out real estate on the
>other side of the road.
>
>Bart: The Israelis have every right to allow a chicken to tread into
>Palistinian territory.
>
>Mic: Clearly U.S. President Bush once again shows his true colors but
>allowing this chicken to cross the road. It's really all about oil and
>U.S. business rights
>
>Larry: Not that anyone really cares but the Book of Mormon has a neat
>passage on chickens..
>
>Steve: I never said I didn't believe the chicken could actually cross the
>road.
>
>Paul: You people can never seem to get it together. I'm out of here...
>
>Happy Thanksgiving to all and hopefully we can lighten up in the furture.
>
>Thanks Eldon for the ice breaker.
>
>Larry 
>