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RE: Theos-World Recent humor

Nov 28, 2002 11:13 AM
by dalval14

Nov 27 Thanks for what ?


We stand immortalized.

That's great. But do I ever sound stuffy!!!

My only defense / explanation: I'm trying to set what THEOSOPHY says
for us to all see. impulse, eggs, chicks, and problems of decision

Say == What would be the ultimate "goal" for a chicken?

But I am still awfully stuffy.

Who wants a stuffed chicken -- Cheep.-- cheeeep -- cheeepo -- on
either side of the Road?

Remember " There is but one road to the PATH .... ?

Do we forever have to listen to the "voice" of the Chicken?

I didn't know that the turtle had a voice. I always thought it was
the chicken.

At what point does a pullet cease from pullet-hood and become chicken?
Does it have to cross the road or build a new one to cross ? What
about the Monads is that a new experience ?



-----Original Message-----
From: Larry F Kolts []
Sent:	Thursday, November 28, 2002 8:16 AM
Subject:	Theos-World Recent humor

Are we also capable of laughing at ourselves?

HPB: The Masters report that the chicken crossed the road

Bri: This is clearly yet another TRICK TO FOOL THE PUBLIC ! Science
has proven beyond a doubt that chickens are not capable of crossing
the road.

Daniel: I cite below three affidavits of persons known to have
witnessed a chicken crossing the road.

Bri: Person A is a known liar. Person B is deluded and person C has
countless times been reported in another country when he supposedly
was witnessing this act.

Dallas: Below are 73 refeerences from the SD on chickens, feathers,
beaks and roads. In case that isn't enough, I also cite 10 pages on
Karma, 14 on Reincarnation, 8 on Universal Brotherhood and another 20
on the Seven Fold Constitution of Man.

Compiler: The following two articles may have some bearing on the
subject of chickens crossing the road. In case the link is broken...

Mauri: But what if the chicken were really a rooster? Speculatively

Frank: The chicken was a decoy in a plot to spy out real estate on the
other side of the road.

Bart: The Israelis have every right to allow a chicken to tread into
Palistinian territory.

Mic: Clearly U.S. President Bush once again shows his true colors but
allowing this chicken to cross the road. It's really all about oil and
U.S. business rights

Larry: Not that anyone really cares but the Book of Mormon has a neat
passage on chickens..

Steve: I never said I didn't believe the chicken could actually cross

Paul: You people can never seem to get it together. I'm out of here...


Happy Thanksgiving to all and hopefully we can lighten up in the

Thanks Eldon for the ice breaker.



I'll add my thanks to that too,


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