Theos-Talk Archives (November 2002 Message tt00905)

Are we also capable of laughing at ourselves?

HPB: The Masters report that the chicken crossed the road

Bri: This is clearly yet another TRICK TO FOOL THE PUBLIC ! Science has
proven beyond a doubt that chickens are not capable of crossing the road.

Daniel: I cite below three affidavits of persons known to have witnessed
a chicken crossing the road.

Bri: Person A is a known liar. Person B is deluded and person C has
countless times been reported in another country when he supposedly was
witnessing this act.

Dallas: Below are 73 refeerences from the SD on chickens, feathers, beaks
and roads. In case that isn't enough I also cite 10 pages on Karma, 14 on
Reincarnation, 8 on Universal Brotherhood and another 20 on the Seven
Fold Constitution of Man.

Compiler: The following two articles may have some bearing on the subject
of chickens crossing the road. In case the link is broken...

Mauri: But what if the chicken were really a rooster? Speculatively
speaking...

Frank: The chicken was a decoy in a plot to spy out real estate on the
other side of the road.

Bart: The Israelis have every right to allow a chicken to tread into
Palistinian territory.

Mic: Clearly U.S. President Bush once again shows his true colors but
allowing this chicken to cross the road. It's really all about oil and
U.S. business rights

Larry: Not that anyone really cares but the Book of Mormon has a neat
passage on chickens..

Steve: I never said I didn't believe the chicken could actually cross the
road.

Paul: You people can never seem to get it together. I'm out of here...

Happy Thanksgiving to all and hopefully we can lighten up in the furture.

Thanks Eldon for the ice breaker.

Larry 


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