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Re: Theos-World Recent humor

Nov 28, 2002 10:01 AM
by teos9


Way to go Larry!
You have an excellent eye for picking out the essential mannerisms of some of 
the personalities we share this list with. Thanks everyone. Always good to 
see the human and humorous side of our otherwise, serious demeanors.

Best to everyone,

Louis






In a message dated 11/28/2002 11:28:39 AM Eastern Standard Time, 
llkingston2@juno.com writes:


> Are we also capable of laughing at ourselves?
> 
> HPB: The Masters report that the chicken crossed the road
> 
> Bri: This is clearly yet another TRICK TO FOOL THE PUBLIC ! Science has
> proven beyond a doubt that chickens are not capable of crossing the road.
> 
> Daniel: I cite below three affidavits of persons known to have witnessed
> a chicken crossing the road.
> 
> Bri: Person A is a known liar. Person B is deluded and person C has
> countless times been reported in another country when he supposedly was
> witnessing this act.
> 
> Dallas: Below are 73 refeerences from the SD on chickens, feathers, beaks
> and roads. In case that isn't enough I also cite 10 pages on Karma, 14 on
> Reincarnation, 8 on Universal Brotherhood and another 20 on the Seven
> Fold Constitution of Man.
> 
> Compiler: The following two articles may have some bearing on the subject
> of chickens crossing the road. In case the link is broken...
> 
> Mauri: But what if the chicken were really a rooster? Speculatively
> speaking...
> 
> Frank: The chicken was a decoy in a plot to spy out real estate on the
> other side of the road.
> 
> Bart: The Israelis have every right to allow a chicken to tread into
> Palistinian territory.
> 
> Mic: Clearly U.S. President Bush once again shows his true colors but
> allowing this chicken to cross the road. It's really all about oil and
> U.S. business rights
> 
> Larry: Not that anyone really cares but the Book of Mormon has a neat
> passage on chickens..
> 
> Steve: I never said I didn't believe the chicken could actually cross the
> road.
> 
> Paul: You people can never seem to get it together. I'm out of here...
> 
> Happy Thanksgiving to all and hopefully we can lighten up in the furture.
> 
> Thanks Eldon for the ice breaker.
> 
> Larry 
> 



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