Theos-Talk Archives (November 2002 Message tt00907)

Larry, 

You should be ashamed of yourself! :)
. . . for making me laugh so much this morning!!

Maybe I will see Chicken Run again tonight.

You really have all of us pegged.

Don't do this too often though my side still hurts.

Daniel




--- In theos-talk@y..., Larry F Kolts <llkingston2@j...> wrote:
> Are we also capable of laughing at ourselves?
> 
> HPB: The Masters report that the chicken crossed the road
> 
> Bri: This is clearly yet another TRICK TO FOOL THE PUBLIC ! Science 
has
> proven beyond a doubt that chickens are not capable of crossing the 
road.
> 
> Daniel: I cite below three affidavits of persons known to have 
witnessed
> a chicken crossing the road.
> 
> Bri: Person A is a known liar. Person B is deluded and person C has
> countless times been reported in another country when he supposedly 
was
> witnessing this act.
> 
> Dallas: Below are 73 refeerences from the SD on chickens, feathers, 
beaks
> and roads. In case that isn't enough I also cite 10 pages on Karma, 
14 on
> Reincarnation, 8 on Universal Brotherhood and another 20 on the 
Seven
> Fold Constitution of Man.
> 
> Compiler: The following two articles may have some bearing on the 
subject
> of chickens crossing the road. In case the link is broken...
> 
> Mauri: But what if the chicken were really a rooster? Speculatively
> speaking...
> 
> Frank: The chicken was a decoy in a plot to spy out real estate on 
the
> other side of the road.
> 
> Bart: The Israelis have every right to allow a chicken to tread into
> Palistinian territory.
> 
> Mic: Clearly U.S. President Bush once again shows his true colors 
but
> allowing this chicken to cross the road. It's really all about oil 
and
> U.S. business rights
> 
> Larry: Not that anyone really cares but the Book of Mormon has a 
neat
> passage on chickens..
> 
> Steve: I never said I didn't believe the chicken could actually 
cross the
> road.
> 
> Paul: You people can never seem to get it together. I'm out of 
here...
> 
> Happy Thanksgiving to all and hopefully we can lighten up in the 
furture.
> 
> Thanks Eldon for the ice breaker.
> 
> Larry 
> 
> 
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