Theos-Talk Archives (November 2002 Message tt00887)

Eldon B Tucker wrote:
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> Here's something funny that I saw at work.
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> Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Lyndon Larouche: It was because of a secret conspiracy between the
British and the Jews to bankrupt the American people.

Emily Litella: What's this fuss about chickens flossing the road? Our
roads are pretty dirty, and if chickens can be trained to help keep them
clean, I think that it's a pretty good idea. 

Enron executive: I deny any knowledge that a chicken cross the road. As
a matter of fact, I don't even know what a chicken is. And what's a
road?

Noam Chomsky: The U.S. government is clearly covering up the reason for
the chicken crossing the road. 

Homer Simpson: Oooohhhh....chicken......

The Professor: If this chicken can cross the road, then we can train it
to cross the ocean. We can then attach a message to its leg, and we'll
be rescued!

Al Gore: I was there. I helped that chicken cross the road. 

Michael Moore: I'm not sure, but I think it's a pretty good idea. So my
crew set up chicken crossing services around the country, and we got the
results on film. Here they are....

Ron Kuby: If the chicken is black, I'll take her case for free. 

Rudy Giuliani: Chickens are as bound by our laws as anybody else. If it
turns out that the chicken broke a single regulation, you can be sure
that we will arrest the chicken, and prosecute it to the full extent of
the law.

Bill O'Reilly: And now for the most ridiculous item of the day, people
appear to be worried about the motivations of a CHICKEN crossing the
road. Now, with all the problems our country is having, why all this
attention about pedestrian poultry? I say that we should concentrate on
the IMPORTANT issues, like killers singing on MTV!