Theos-Talk Archives (November 2002 Message tt00886)

HI Eldon and all of you,

Laughs Eldon...>:-)

But..But..

>From the email in the below:
"MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question."

My Sufilight answer:
Yes, allright. But, what color has this chicken ? White !
So allright as long as they don't eat the BLACK WORM from The Middle East!

from
M. Sufilight with peace as a priority...>:-)




----- Original Message -----
From: "Eldon B Tucker" <eldon@theosophy.com>
To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 27, 2002 7:33 PM
Subject: Theos-World why did the chicken cross the road?


> Here's something funny that I saw at work.
>
> ---- cut here ----
>
> Why did the Chicken cross the road?
>
> PAT BUCHANAN
>
> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>
> JERRY FALWELL
>
> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
> plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other
> side." That's what "they" call it the "other side." Yes, my friends,
> that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay
> too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination
> that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrase like
> "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road.
> It's as plain and simple as that.
>
> DR. SEUSS
>
> Did the chicken cross the road?
> Did he cross it with a toad?
> Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
> but why it crossed, I've not been told!
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY
>
> To die. In the rain.
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
>
> I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
> without having their motives called into question.
>
> GRANDPA
>
> In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told
> us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
>
> ARISTOTLE
>
> It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
> KARL MARX
>
> It was a historical inevitability.
>
> SADDAM HUSSEIN
>
> This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
> dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
>
> RONALD REAGAN
>
> What chicken?
>
> CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
>
> To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
>
> FOX MULDER
>
> You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens
> have to cross before you believe it?
>
> FREUD
>
> The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
> reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
> BILL GATES
>
> I have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but
> will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook
> and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
>
> EINSTEIN
>
> Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
> chicken?
>
> BILL CLINTON
>
> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
> chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?
>
> GEORGE W. BUSH
>
> I don't think I should have to answer that question.
>
> LOUIS FARRAKHAN
>
> The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
> the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
>
> THE BIBLE
>
> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou
> shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, And there was
> much rejoicing.
>
> COLONEL SANDERS
>
> I missed one?
>
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