Theos-Talk Archives (December 2008 Message tt00102)

That is too good!  Thanks for the smiles!

Joe


--- In theos-talk@yahoogroups.com, Erica Letzerich <eletzerich@...> wrote:
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> Why theosophists argue ?
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> 1. Machiavelli: The point is that the theosophists argue. Who cares why?
> 2. John Locke: Because they are exercising their natural freedomrights.
> 3. Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the theosophists arguing, their
argues have no meaning except to them.
> 4. Fox Mulder: It is a government conspiracy.
> 5. Freud: The fact that you thought that the theosophists argues
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> 6. Darwin: Theosophists, over great periods of time,have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are nowgenetically
dispositioned to argue.
> 7.Richard M. Nixon: The theosophists do not argue. I repeat, the
theosophists do not argue.
> 8.The Pope: That is only for God to know.
> 9.Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all
theosophistswill be free to argue  without having their motivescalled
into question.
> 10.Immanuel Kant: The theosophist, as autonomous being, has chosen
toargue  with other theosophists.
> 11.Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why theosophists argue.
Someonetold us that the theosophists argue, and that was good enough
for us.
> 12.Plato: For the greater good.
> 13.Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
> 14.B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences, which had pervaded
their sensorium from birth, had caused them to develop in such
afashion that they would tend to argue, even while believing
theseargues to be of their own freewill.
> 15.Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true
tothemselves, theosophists found necessary to argue.
> 16.Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny the argue in your ownself.
> 17.Dan Frazier: For fowl reasons.
> 18.Mark Twain: The news of argue between theosophists has been
greatly exaggerated.
> 19.Epicurus: For fun.
> 20.David Hume:  Out of custom and habit.
> 21.Othello: Jealousy.
> 22.Pyrrho the Skeptic: Who argues?
> 23.The Sphinx: You tell me.
> 24.The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said to the
theosophists, "Thou shalt argue with other theosophists." And
theosophists argued with each other, and there was muchrejoicing.
> 25.Taoism: Listen to the sound of theosophists arguing.
> 26.Jehovah witness at the door of theosophists: Knock, Knock, Knock?
Hiwe are here to argue with you.
> 27.Hinduism: Those theosophists have argued before.
> 28.New Age: Visualize no argues between theosophists .
> 29.Rastafarianism: Lets smoke while theosophists are arguing.
> 30.Calvinism: They argue because they don't work.
> 31.Seventh day Adventists: Let's ask the theosophists do not argue
Saturday.
> 32.Hedonism: There is nothing like to see a good argue
betweentheosophists.
> 33.Wiccan: If it harm none, let theosophists argue..
> 34.Hare Krishna: The Theosophists argue, Rama Rama, Ding
Ding.(Repeat until you begin arguing also)
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> Adaptation Erica L. Georgiades
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