Theos-Talk Archives (December 2008 Message tt00072)

Why theosophists argue ?


1. Machiavelli: The point is that the theosophists argue. Who cares why?
2. John Locke: Because they are exercising their natural freedomrights.
3. Albert Camus: It doesn't matter; the theosophists arguing, their argues have no meaning except to them.
4. Fox Mulder: It is a government conspiracy.
5. Freud: The fact that you thought that the theosophists argues reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
6. Darwin: Theosophists, over great periods of time,have been naturally selected in such a way that they are nowgenetically dispositioned to argue.
7.Richard M. Nixon: The theosophists do not argue. I repeat, the theosophists do not argue.
8.The Pope: That is only for God to know.
9.Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all theosophistswill be free to argue  without having their motivescalled into question.
10.Immanuel Kant: The theosophist, as autonomous being, has chosen toargue  with other theosophists.
11.Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why theosophists argue. Someonetold us that the theosophists argue, and that was good enough for us.
12.Plato: For the greater good.
13.Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
14.B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences, which had pervaded their sensorium from birth, had caused them to develop in such afashion that they would tend to argue, even while believing theseargues to be of their own freewill.
15.Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true tothemselves, theosophists found necessary to argue.
16.Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny the argue in your ownself.
17.Dan Frazier: For fowl reasons.
18.Mark Twain: The news of argue between theosophists has been greatly exaggerated.
19.Epicurus: For fun.
20.David Hume:  Out of custom and habit.
21.Othello: Jealousy.
22.Pyrrho the Skeptic: Who argues?
23.The Sphinx: You tell me.
24.The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said to the theosophists, "Thou shalt argue with other theosophists." And theosophists argued with each other, and there was muchrejoicing.
25.Taoism: Listen to the sound of theosophists arguing.
26.Jehovah witness at the door of theosophists: Knock, Knock, Knock? Hiwe are here to argue with you.
27.Hinduism: Those theosophists have argued before.
28.New Age: Visualize no argues between theosophists .
29.Rastafarianism: Lets smoke while theosophists are arguing.
30.Calvinism: They argue because they don't work.
31.Seventh day Adventists: Let's ask the theosophists do not argue Saturday.
32.Hedonism: There is nothing like to see a good argue betweentheosophists.
33.Wiccan: If it harm none, let theosophists argue..
34.Hare Krishna: The Theosophists argue, Rama Rama, Ding Ding.(Repeat until you begin arguing also)

Adaptation Erica L. Georgiades


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