Theos-Talk Archives (September 2004 Message tt00644)

Check out my article, LIGHTBULB ON THE PATH, in the November, 1999 issue 
of Theosophy World: http://tinyurl.com/3ncfn

Erica Letzerich wrote:

> Comparative Studies – 3
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> Blavatsky:
> Stanzas of the Light Bulb 
> Stanza I
> The Night of the light bulb
> Stanza II
> The differentiation of the bulb with the light 
> Judge:
> The light bulb looks like an ocean
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> Leadbeater:
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> 1 - This light bulb was the pencil of Master KH in the lunar chain.
> 2 – The light Bulb is Krishnamurti, Krishnamurti is the light bulb.
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> Annie Besant:
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> 1 - Wake up India! The light bulb burns out.
> 2- Leadbeater, why do you think the Light bulb burns out?
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> Krishnamurti
> The truth is a light bulb without bulb
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> Young Theosophists in Adyar during the Indian summer:
> In the beginning was the light bulb and the light bulb was ice cream 
> and ice cream was the light bulb.
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> Geoffrey Hodson:
> Wait! Don't change it now, I am seen the Deva of the light bulb
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> Rukmini Devi:
> Have you seen how nice is the dance of the light bulb when burns out
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> Erica
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> --- In theos-talk@yahoogroups.com, ringding777@t... wrote:
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> > Why do you forget the Theosophists?
> > Here are the results of my clairvoyant brain scans:
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> > Hartmann Theosophists:
> > I cannot change it, I am so sorry, because only people with 
> > bad karma must work!
> >
> > Adyar Theosophists:
> > If a light bulb is really, really important than the Masters 
> > will come and change it for us!
> >
> > Point Loma Theosophists:
> > I have met Emmett two times! He never said anything about 
> > light bulbs!
> >
> > Pasadena Theosophists:
> > The light bulb's defective? Let's close the house! The 
> > exoteric must become esoteric!
> >
> > ULT Theosophists:
> > The ULT aim of the ULT is to promote the unaltered teachings 
> > of HPB in a ULT way. HPB never used light bulbs. In the ULT 
> > we do not accept oppressing light bulbs, because we never 
> > cut the independence of our members.
> >
> > Bridge of Freedom trolls:
> > We are the accredited, legal heirs of the light bulbs. We 
> > shine from within.
> >
> > Anthroposophists:
> > The light bulb isn't a light bulb! It's a trick of Ahriman!
> >
> > Frank
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> >
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Erica Letzerich" <eletzerich@y...>
> > To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
> > Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 8:11 PM
> > Subject: Theos-World Re: Comparative Studies
> >
> >
> > What they say when the light bulb burns out?
> >
> > Feminists:
> > No men will change the light bulb
> >
> > Chauvinism:
> > We may not change the light bulb, but you can't live without 
> > us...
> >
> > Shiites:
> > The light bulb burns out
> > Take a hostage.
> >
> > Judaism:
> > Why always the light bulb burns out just before to close the 
> > deal?
> >
> > Jehovah's Witness:
> > Knock, knock.
> > Here, we insist to change your light bulb.
> >
> > New Age:
> > Can you see the aura of the light bulb?
> >
> > Hare Krishna:
> > Light Bulb, Rama Rama, Light light, Bulb Bulb.
> >
> > Baptist:
> > The light bulb burns out! (Amen!)
> > You are burning too often, and you'll be punished for it.
> >
> > Seventh Day Adventism:
> > No light bulb shall burn out on Saturday.
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> > Atheism:
> > I can't believe this light bulb burned out!
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> > Amish:
> > This modern light bulb is worthless.
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> > Calvinism:
> > The light bulb burns out because you don't work.
> >
> > Hinduism:
> > This light bulb have burned out before
> >
> > Taoism:
> > Did you listen to the sound of the light bulb burning out?
> >
> > Zen:
> > We are the Light Bulbs
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> > Utopianism
> > The light bulb is not really burned out.
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> > Hedonism
> > There's nothing like a good light bulb burning out!
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