Theos-Talk Archives (September 2004 Message tt00638)

Comparative Studies – 3

Blavatsky:
Stanzas of the Light Bulb 
Stanza I
The Night of the light bulb
Stanza II
The differentiation of the bulb with the light 

Judge:
The light bulb looks like an ocean

Leadbeater:

1 - This light bulb was the pencil of Master KH in the lunar chain.
2 – The light Bulb is Krishnamurti, Krishnamurti is the light bulb.

Annie Besant:

1 - Wake up India! The light bulb burns out.
2- Leadbeater, why do you think the Light bulb burns out?

Krishnamurti
The truth is a light bulb without bulb

Young Theosophists in Adyar during the Indian summer:
In the beginning was the light bulb and the light bulb was ice cream 
and ice cream was the light bulb.

Geoffrey Hodson:
Wait! Don't change it now, I am seen the Deva of the light bulb

Rukmini Devi:
Have you seen how nice is the dance of the light bulb when burns out

Erica


--- In theos-talk@yahoogroups.com, ringding777@t... wrote:
> Why do you forget the Theosophists?
> Here are the results of my clairvoyant brain scans:
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> Hartmann Theosophists:
> I cannot change it, I am so sorry, because only people with 
> bad karma must work!
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> Adyar Theosophists:
> If a light bulb is really, really important than the Masters 
> will come and change it for us!
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> Point Loma Theosophists:
> I have met Emmett two times! He never said anything about 
> light bulbs!
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> Pasadena Theosophists:
> The light bulb's defective? Let's close the house! The 
> exoteric must become esoteric!
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> ULT Theosophists:
> The ULT aim of the ULT is to promote the unaltered teachings 
> of HPB in a ULT way. HPB never used light bulbs. In the ULT 
> we do not accept oppressing light bulbs, because we never 
> cut the independence of our members.
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> Bridge of Freedom trolls:
> We are the accredited, legal heirs of the light bulbs. We 
> shine from within.
> 
> Anthroposophists:
> The light bulb isn't a light bulb! It's a trick of Ahriman!
> 
> Frank
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> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Erica Letzerich" <eletzerich@y...>
> To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 8:11 PM
> Subject: Theos-World Re: Comparative Studies
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> What they say when the light bulb burns out?
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> Feminists:
> No men will change the light bulb
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> Chauvinism:
> We may not change the light bulb, but you can't live without 
> us...
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> Shiites:
> The light bulb burns out
> Take a hostage.
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> Judaism:
> Why always the light bulb burns out just before to close the 
> deal?
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> Jehovah's Witness:
> Knock, knock.
> Here, we insist to change your light bulb.
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> New Age:
> Can you see the aura of the light bulb?
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> Hare Krishna:
> Light Bulb, Rama Rama, Light light, Bulb Bulb.
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> Baptist:
> The light bulb burns out! (Amen!)
> You are burning too often, and you'll be punished for it.
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> Seventh Day Adventism:
> No light bulb shall burn out on Saturday.
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> Atheism:
> I can't believe this light bulb burned out!
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> Amish:
> This modern light bulb is worthless.
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> Calvinism:
> The light bulb burns out because you don't work.
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> Hinduism:
> This light bulb have burned out before
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> Taoism:
> Did you listen to the sound of the light bulb burning out?
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> Zen:
> We are the Light Bulbs
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> Utopianism
> The light bulb is not really burned out.
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> Hedonism
> There's nothing like a good light bulb burning out!
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