Theos-Talk Archives (September 2004 Message tt00633)

You wrote:
"Shiites:
The light bulb burns out
Take a hostage."

Answer:
I did not like that one.
I think instead - They say
take a grape.
And: We shall know them all on their fruits of prejudice.


from
M. Sufilight



----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Erica Letzerich" <eletzerich@y...>
To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 8:11 PM
Subject: Theos-World Re: Comparative Studies


> What they say when the light bulb burns out?
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> Feminists:
> No men will change the light bulb
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> Chauvinism:
> We may not change the light bulb, but you can't live without us... 
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> Shiites:
> The light bulb burns out
> Take a hostage.
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> Judaism:
> Why always the light bulb burns out just before to close the deal?
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> Jehovah's Witness:
> Knock, knock. 
> Here, we insist to change your light bulb.
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> New Age:
> Can you see the aura of the light bulb?
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> Hare Krishna:
> Light Bulb, Rama Rama, Light light, Bulb Bulb.
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> Baptist:
> The light bulb burns out! (Amen!)
> You are burning too often, and you'll be punished for it.
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> Seventh Day Adventism:
> No light bulb shall burn out on Saturday.
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> Atheism:
> I can't believe this light bulb burned out!
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> Amish:
> This modern light bulb is worthless.
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> Calvinism:
> The light bulb burns out because you don't work.
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> Hinduism:
> This light bulb have burned out before
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> Taoism:
> Did you listen to the sound of the light bulb burning out?
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> Zen:
> We are the Light Bulbs
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> Utopianism
> The light bulb is not really burned out.
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> Hedonism
> There's nothing like a good light bulb burning out!
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