Theos-Talk Archives (September 2004 Message tt00631)

What they say when the light bulb burns out?

Feminists:
No men will change the light bulb

Chauvinism:
We may not change the light bulb, but you can't live without us... 

Shiites:
The light bulb burns out
Take a hostage.

Judaism:
Why always the light bulb burns out just before to close the deal?

Jehovah's Witness:
Knock, knock. 
Here, we insist to change your light bulb.

New Age:
Can you see the aura of the light bulb?

Hare Krishna:
Light Bulb, Rama Rama, Light light, Bulb Bulb.

Baptist:
The light bulb burns out! (Amen!)
You are burning too often, and you'll be punished for it.

Seventh Day Adventism:
No light bulb shall burn out on Saturday.

Atheism:
I can't believe this light bulb burned out!

Amish:
This modern light bulb is worthless.

Calvinism:
The light bulb burns out because you don't work.

Hinduism:
This light bulb have burned out before

Taoism:
Did you listen to the sound of the light bulb burning out?

Zen:
We are the Light Bulbs

Utopianism
The light bulb is not really burned out.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good light bulb burning out!