Theos-Talk Archives (September 2004 Message tt00634)

What they say when the light bulb burns out?

Sufis
Sorry, we were dancing. What was the question? :)

Erica


--- In theos-talk@yahoogroups.com, "Morten N. Olesen" <global-
theosophy@a...> wrote:
> 
> You wrote:
> "Shiites:
> The light bulb burns out
> Take a hostage."
> 
> Answer:
> I did not like that one.
> I think instead - They say
> take a grape.
> And: We shall know them all on their fruits of prejudice.
> 
> 
> from
> M. Sufilight
> 
> 
> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Erica Letzerich" <eletzerich@y...>
> To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 8:11 PM
> Subject: Theos-World Re: Comparative Studies
> 
> 
> > What they say when the light bulb burns out?
> > 
> > Feminists:
> > No men will change the light bulb
> > 
> > Chauvinism:
> > We may not change the light bulb, but you can't live without 
us... 
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> > Shiites:
> > The light bulb burns out
> > Take a hostage.
> > 
> > Judaism:
> > Why always the light bulb burns out just before to close the 
deal?
> > 
> > Jehovah's Witness:
> > Knock, knock. 
> > Here, we insist to change your light bulb.
> > 
> > New Age:
> > Can you see the aura of the light bulb?
> > 
> > Hare Krishna:
> > Light Bulb, Rama Rama, Light light, Bulb Bulb.
> > 
> > Baptist:
> > The light bulb burns out! (Amen!)
> > You are burning too often, and you'll be punished for it.
> > 
> > Seventh Day Adventism:
> > No light bulb shall burn out on Saturday.
> > 
> > Atheism:
> > I can't believe this light bulb burned out!
> > 
> > Amish:
> > This modern light bulb is worthless.
> > 
> > Calvinism:
> > The light bulb burns out because you don't work.
> > 
> > Hinduism:
> > This light bulb have burned out before
> > 
> > Taoism:
> > Did you listen to the sound of the light bulb burning out?
> > 
> > Zen:
> > We are the Light Bulbs
> > 
> > Utopianism
> > The light bulb is not really burned out.
> > 
> > Hedonism
> > There's nothing like a good light bulb burning out!
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