Theos-Talk Archives (August 2004 Message tt00079)

Hallo Steve and all,

My views are:

Then it is good that Harry wasn't a Jesus in disguise. >:-)


Another one for the grave.

The Occult Lawyer
"A woman and her little boy (Mulla Nasrudin) were visitng the grave of the
little boy's
grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the
little boy asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"


from
M. Sufilight with peace and love...

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "stevestubbs" <stevestubbs@yahoo.com>
To: <ham>; <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 05, 2004 6:41 PM
Subject: ham,Theos-World Re: Checking out is a hoot!


> --- In theos-talk@yahoogroups.com, "Andrew Smith" <aupanishad@m...>
> wrote:
> > Steve:
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> > Don't forget the epitaph on the tombstone which said, "I TOLD YOU I
> > WAS SICK!"
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> My favorite epitaph is one some woman wrote when she finally got rid
> of her husband: "Here lies Harry. Now I know where he is at night."
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> Mike Wallace from 60 MINUTES interviewed Johnny Caron and asked what
> he wanted on his epitaph. He said: "I'd rather not have one. How
> about I'll be right back?"
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> To which some viewer wrote: "The best epitaph for Johnny Carson is:
> HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"
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> Apologies to foreign list members who might not get the joke.
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