Theos-Talk Archives (August 2004 Message tt00077)

--- In theos-talk@yahoogroups.com, "Andrew Smith" <aupanishad@m...> 
wrote:
> Steve:
> 
> Don't forget the epitaph on the tombstone which said, "I TOLD YOU I 
> WAS SICK!"

My favorite epitaph is one some woman wrote when she finally got rid 
of her husband: "Here lies Harry. Now I know where he is at night."

Mike Wallace from 60 MINUTES interviewed Johnny Caron and asked what 
he wanted on his epitaph. He said: "I'd rather not have one. How 
about I'll be right back?"

To which some viewer wrote: "The best epitaph for Johnny Carson is: 
HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"

Apologies to foreign list members who might not get the joke.