Theos-Talk Archives (June 1998 Message tt00348)

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> IMAGINE IF, INSTEAD OF CRYPTIC, GEEKY TEXT STRINGS, YOUR COMPUTER PRODUCED
> ERROR MESSAGES IN THE FORM OF HAIKU...
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> The Web site you seek
> cannot be located but
> endless others exist
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> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.
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> ABORTED effort:
> Close all that you have.
> You ask way too much.
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> First snow, then silence.
> This thousand dollar screen dies
> so beautifully.
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> With searching comes loss
> and the presence of absence:
> "My Novel" not found.
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> The Tao that is seen
> Is not the true Tao, until
> You bring fresh toner.
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> Windows NT crashed.
> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
> No one hears your screams.
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> Stay the patient course
> Of little worth is your ire
> The network is down
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> A crash reduces
> your expensive computer
> to a simple stone.
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> Yesterday it worked
> Today it is not working
> Windows is like that
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> Three things are certain:
> Death, taxes, and lost data.
> Guess which has occurred.
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> You step in the stream,
> but the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
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> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
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> Having been erased,
> The document you're seeking
> Must now be retyped.
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> Rather than a beep
> Or a rude error message,
> These words: "File not found."
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> Serious error.
> All shortcuts have disappeared.
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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> A file that big?
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
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