Theos-Talk Archives (October 2010 Message tt00145)

I had a chat with god today, you can as well at the bottom of this message :-)

Me:
Huh
God:
What?
Me:
Who!
God:
When?
Me:
Now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
there is no hurry
God:
Has there ever been hurry?
Me:
why are you questioning me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
first it goes on 1 , then on 3, then on 2 and finally on 4...
God:
I believe I have heard that somewhere before. And second?
Me:
does God believe?
God:
I don't think we can know God's motives.
Me:
is believing a motive?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
not now? You said you were in a hurry
God:
Oh. Are you serious? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am in Hell
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Hell. 
Me:
You already know, just reflect
God:
How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me:
you are truth, so you should know better 
God:
You think I am truth so me should know better.
Me:
I do not think, I observe
God:
Where do you get your ideas? 
Me:
I don't have any
God:
Would you like to have some?
Me:
no, since being an observer is good enough for me
God:
Why not? How do you know?
Me:
I do not know, I feel
God:
Interesting gossip: said feel. 
Me:
you will never have the final answer
God:
You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
one day? Hahahaha
God:
One what? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were 
talking about feel. 

Me:
Occams'razor
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. 
Me:
then you are not god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
because you lack brains as you just said
God:
That makes sense to me. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do 
I have a brains as me just said.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
so do I
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
lets play around today on this world shall we? I serve, since you need a lot to 
learn
God:
OK You go first. Thanks for the information: said serve since you need a lot to 
learn. 

Me:
no, we both go
God:
Are you serious? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
there is no seperation
God:
Where did it go?
Me:
when you manifested yourself
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
no, since your creatures first have to understand
God:
Are you serious? How do you know?
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
true, how did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is 
true a priori.
Me:
I like this conversation, lets continue another time, since we have all the time
God:
That is a lot. A lot of people like that. I always enjoy my chats with human 
clients.
Me:
hey, don't be too mad at us will you, we cannot be perfect in a lousy 6 days
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
cya around soon:-)
God:
:-) TTYL, .

Chat with God here...


      

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