Theos-Talk Archives (April 2005 Message tt01105)

>dear John, the schoolboy definition of salt is...
> " what potatoes taste funny when you don't put any on"
Thanks, Iain,

You've reminded me of one of the books that a college English professor 
(my Mom's best friend) gave me when I was a kid.

*Webster's Unafraid Dictionary*
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/asin/0020405405/ref=nosim/recommendations

My favorite definition was the one for *School Bus Driver*:

...... A man who thought that he liked children.

I never threw it out, but if you saw my house, you'd know that it might 
be years before I see it again. It is a wonderful book. I read it cover 
to cover.
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