Theos-Talk Archives (March 2005 Message tt00337)

10: They get to eat meat.

9: They get to laugh.

8: They can have sex with someone other than the local LCC Bishop.

7: They don't have to play the piano and the organ at the same time.

6: They get to play pranks on the neighbors and shoot at low-flying mahatmas 
with their shoulder-fired bagel rockets.

5: They get to practice Black Magick and after they practice enough they get 
to do it at Carnegie Hall.

4: They get to become Bilderburgers (see eating meat).

3: They get secret decoder rings.

2: They get to wear those cool red hats (dials on the front optional)

And the best reason to be a Dugpa

1: They don't have smell Morya's damned pipe!!!

Chuck the Dugpa