Theos-Talk Archives (February 2005 Message tt00240)

Mulla Nasrudin must have been Irish because my old grandmother said the same thing about her husband, I'll put his ashes in an egg timer and make the old bugger work now!

Cass

"M. Sufilight" <global-theosophy@stofanet.dk> wrote:

I am not in doubt. I am knowing.

Mulla Nasrudin staying alive >:-)

1.
"Darling," said the young woman,"I could die for your sake."
"YOU ARE ALWAYS PROMISING THAT," said Mulla Nasrudin, "BUT YOU NEVER DO IT."

2.
Mulla Nasrudin always said: "Oh, well, it might have been worse." One day 
an acquaintance stopped him and said, "I dreamed last night that I died, 
went to hell, and was doomed to everlasting torment." "Oh, well," said 
Nasrudin, "it might have been worse." "What do you mean, Mulla!" cried the 
man. "How could it have been worse?" "IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN TRUE," said 
Nasrudin.


3.
"When Mulla Nasrudin died, his wife decided to have him cremated. The 
attendant at the crematory showed his widow a display of beautifully 
decorated urns for his ashes. "NO," she said. "I DON'T WANT ANY OF THOSE 
THINGS. I WANT YOU TO PUT HIS ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS. I AM GOING TO PUT IT 
ON THE MANTELPIECE. MULLA NASRUDIN NEVER DID A DAY'S WORK IN HIS LIFE, BUT 
BELIEVE ME, HE WILL BE BUSY ALL DAY LONG FROM NOW ON."



M. Sufilight with a happy smile...

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Cass Silva" 
To: 
Sent: Wednesday, February 09, 2005 9:32 AM
Subject: Theos-World Doubt


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