Theos-Talk Archives (September 2003 Message tt00019)

HI Leon and all of you,

My views are:

Thanks !

And Sufism says:
You can have many assumptions about shit, but is that the same as Knowledge
?

Or...

Do we WANT shit or is it a spiritual NEED ?


Big smiles...
from
M. Sufilight with peace and love...and some laughing rugrats...


----- Original Message ----- 
From: <leonmaurer@aol.com>
To: <undisclosed-recipients:>
Sent: Wednesday, September 03, 2003 9:36 AM
Subject: Theos-World Re: A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:


> A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:
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> Taoism: Shit happens!
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> Confucianism: Confusius say, "Shit happens!"
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> Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough!
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> Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit!.
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> Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays....
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> Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
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> Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening!.
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> Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
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> Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.
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> Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
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> Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
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> Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
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> Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else.
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> Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.
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> Hare Krishna: Shit happens -- rama rama.
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> Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
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> Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
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> Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
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> Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
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> Atheism: No shit!
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> Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
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> Instant Karma
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