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Re: A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:

Sep 03, 2003 00:40 AM
by leonmaurer

A Short Guide to Comparative Religions:

Taoism: Shit happens!

Confucianism: Confusius say, "Shit happens!"

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough!

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit!.

Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays....
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening!.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

Protestantism: Let the shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens -- rama rama.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.

Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.

Existentialism: What is shit anyway?

Atheism: No shit!

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

Instant Karma

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