Theos-Talk Archives (June 2008 Message tt00207)

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...The Rottweiler and the Puddle...

The local motorcycle gang accidentally named T.S. was well seated in their chosen local bar down town. I was a hot summerday and the sky was almost without a cloud. Last time it rained was three weeks ago.

This small guy named Nasrudin was out walking with his dwarf puddle. Outside the bar was a huge rottweiler seated tied with a chain to a fine looking motobike. The huge rottweiler was the property of the leader of the motorcycle gang. The leader of the motorcycle gang was a tall guy weighing well above 400 pounds.

The Rottweiler saw the puddle and jumped...

A minute later Nasrudin walks into the bar and asks: "Who owns the huge rottweiler outside?" 

One leader of the gang says "That's my dog tied up outside." 

Nasrudin says "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid my puddle just killed yours." 

The leader laughed "Your dog killed my rottweiler? How did your puddle do that?"

"Well, I think he choked on him."




M. Sufilight

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Cass Silva 
  To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com 
  Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2008 2:29 AM
  Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: TS Tradition & Culture


  Hey you don't send a poodle to fight a rottweiler
  Cass

  ----- Original Message ----
  From: Frank Reitemeyer <dzyan@online.de>
  To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
  Sent: Tuesday, 24 June, 2008 6:38:31 AM
  Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: TS Tradition & Culture

  Obviosuly the dove is persecuted after landing by the good humans.
  Frank

  From: Konstantin Zaitzev <kay_ziatz@yahoo. com>
  Subject: Theos-World Re: TS Tradition & Culture
  To: theos-talk@yahoogro ups.com
  Date: Monday, June 23, 2008, 9:35 AM

  --- In theos-talk@yahoogro ups.com, mkr777@... wrote:

  > But I saw no landing-place for the weary unwelcome foot of the white
  > dove of truth

  I always found this image very funny. Feet usually become weary
  because of long walking, not flying. So imagine the white dove who is
  running around like a hen and cackling her truth!

  > "Thou shalt not find fault with a brother's views or activities."

  I think that the leaders of the Society should be excluded from that
  principle. Otherwise application of this principle will make them
  exempt of critics.

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