Theos-Talk Archives (December 2006 Message tt00226)

New boo-boos discovered, Caldwell in rage


    New boo-boos committed have been 
purportedly been discovered about Robert 
Crosley, founder of ULT (also inventor of 
the famous Crosley automobile sold out 
of Hardware stores in the 40's and 50's)  
D. Caldwell is reported to have went into 
a mouth-foaming epileptic fit at the 
discoveries, and has been hauled off to 
a desert resort to recuperate.  He swears 
he will have Crosley's ashes disinterred to 
find trace evidence of Hamburger-use.  At 
the new discoveries ULTers have quit 
_en masse,_ and joined the Salvation Army.  
(They say they like the sound of the 
little bell at the collection kettles.)

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