Theos-Talk Archives (March 2006 Message tt01153)

Chuck-

And you fell for it?  I'm surprised that you would respond so 
seriously to that, lolol.  Satire.  Irony.  Sarcasm.  Lighten up.

Although, we would have to agree that bomb development and 
implementation are a clear indicator of humanity's evolutionary 
development.  Evolutionary consciousness is perhaps directly 
proportionate to the quality of bomb technology.

But to directly answer your questions, my all-too serious friend:

"How many words does an ape use?"

Less words than people misuse.

"How many buildings do they construct?"

Less than intelligent people destroy.

"When was the last time an ape wore leather?"

Apes are born in leather.

"Physical strength and agility are the two most worthless qualities 
an intelligent being can have."

Then why do people make tanks and stealth bombers?

"The idea is absurd."

And so is your narrow interpretation of wordplay.  You, my friend, 
are a literalist if ever I've seen any.

Vince

--- In theos-talk@yahoogroups.com, Drpsionic@... wrote:
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> In a message dated 3/20/2006 1:25:49 PM Central Standard Time,  
> vblaz2004@... writes:
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> You can  tell an ape's evolutionary superiority above humans by 
their 
> advanced  stregth and agility.  Apes are clearly superior to 
humans 
> in many  ways, and so it only stands to reason that apes descended 
> from  humans.  The similarity in the genones clearly evidences an  
> interfamilial relation.
> 
> 
> 
> How many words does an ape use?
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> How many buildings do they construct?
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> When was the last time an ape wore leather?
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> Physical strength and agility are the two most worthless qualities 
an  
> intelligent being can have.
>  
> The idea is absurd.
>  
> Chuck the Heretic
> 
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