Theos-Talk Archives (March 2006 Message tt00234)

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Subject: News Flash
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 15:41:40 -0500


WASHINGTON, D.C. – A white house source stated that Congress is considering 
awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest 
civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in an attorney.

The source was quoted to say “ All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at 
one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it”.

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues 
hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a 
lawyer, to have the new “lawyer’s stamp” on their hunting license.  Currently 
Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at 
a cost of $7 annually.  The new “lawyers stamp” will cost $100, but  open 
season will be all year long.

The department further stated that although the “lawyers stamp” comes at 
hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual 
revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year.  Other states are 
considering similar hunting license stamps.


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