From: Bill Meredith <meredith_bill@earthlink.net>
Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
Subject: Re: Theos-World Jokes and Jokes
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:13:53 -0500
One might read the Master's letters and wonder if they were ever young
men such those portrayed below.
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Sophia had two young Masters who were excessively mischievous. They
were always getting into trouble and Sophia knew that, if any mischief
occurred in the Theosophical Society, K.H. and Morya were probably
involved.
Sophia heard that a local priest of the LCC had been successful in
disciplining masters, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
Bishop Leadbeater agreed, but asked to see them individually. Sophia
sent Morya in first, with K.H. scheduled to see the clergyman in the
afternoon.
The Bishop, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the young Morya down
and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
Morya's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with
his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the
question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the young
Morya made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even
more and shook his finger in the young Master's face and bellowed,
"WHERE IS GOD!?"
Morya screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his brother Koot Hoomi
found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The young Morya, still gasping for breath, replied, "Brother, we are in
BIG trouble this time. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
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peace and a sense of humor,
bill
carlosaveline cardoso aveline wrote:
> Dear Sufilight,
>
> If you make jokes with the names of the Masters,
> I might make jokes with the Prophet,
> yet I somewaht prefer keeping jokes away
> from Masters names and from the Prophet's name.
>
> Deal?
>
> Carlos.
>
>
>
>> From: "M. Sufilight" <global-theosophy@stofanet.dk>
>> Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
>> To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
>> Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
>> Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:53:47 +0100
>>
>> Yeah...
>> I have just lend Master Morya's de- and re-materialising-kit
>> a our local spiritual library. They said, I could keep it for this
>> incarnation.
>> :-)
>>
>>
>> from
>> M. Sufilight on his flying carpet...
>>
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> From: <Drpsionic@aol.com>
>> To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
>> Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:33 AM
>> Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
>>
>>
>>
>>> In a message dated 2/27/2006 12:02:29 AM Central Standard Time,
>>> leonmaurer@aol.com writes:
>>>
>>> It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a
>>>
>> prohibition
>>
>>> on
>>>
>>> posting annoying web messages or sending annoying email messages
without
>>> disclosing your true identity
>>>
>>>
>>> It should last five minutes in court.
>>>
>>> Chuck the Heretic
>>>
>>>
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