Theos-Talk Archives (February 2006 Message tt00709)

Make whatever jokes please you.  If they are funny, I will laugh.

What I find interesting is that when someone does something you don't 
like, your knee-jerk response is to do or threaten to do the very same 
thing back to them. Meditate on that, my friend.

laughing with the Masters,


bill

carlosaveline cardoso aveline wrote:
> Dear Bill,
>
> That's the problem with Paul Johnson"s view about the Masters.
>
> But the Adepts themselves commented this lack of respect in their Letters.
>
> This is not the end of the world.
>
> Please tell me what you consider sacred so that I can make jokes with it, 
> too.
>
>
>
> Best regards,  Carlos.
>
>
>
>
>   
> > From: Bill Meredith <meredith_bill@earthlink.net>
> > Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
> > To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
> > Subject: Re: Theos-World Jokes and Jokes
> > Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:13:53 -0500
> >
> > One might read the Master's letters and wonder if they were ever young
> > men such those portrayed below.
> >
> > ------
> >
> > Sophia had two young Masters who were excessively mischievous.  They
> > were always getting into trouble and Sophia knew that, if any mischief
> > occurred in the Theosophical Society, K.H. and Morya were probably 
> > involved.
> >
> > Sophia heard that a local priest of the LCC had been successful in
> > disciplining masters, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.  The
> > Bishop Leadbeater agreed, but asked to see them individually.  Sophia
> > sent Morya in first, with K.H. scheduled to see the clergyman in the
> > afternoon.
> >
> > The Bishop, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the young Morya down
> > and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
> >
> > Morya's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with
> > his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.  So the clergyman repeated the
> > question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"  Again the young
> > Morya made no attempt to answer.  So the clergyman raised his voice even
> > more and shook his finger in the young Master's face and bellowed,
> > "WHERE IS GOD!?"
> >
> > Morya screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into
> > his closet, slamming the door behind him.  When his brother Koot Hoomi
> > found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
> >
> > The young Morya, still gasping for breath, replied, "Brother, we are in
> > BIG trouble this time.  God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
> >
> > ----------
> >
> >
> > peace and a sense of humor,
> >
> >
> > bill
> >
> >
> > carlosaveline cardoso aveline wrote:
> >     
> > > Dear Sufilight,
> > >
> > > If you make jokes with the names of the Masters,
> > > I might make jokes with the Prophet,
> > > yet I somewaht prefer keeping jokes away
> > > from Masters names and from the Prophet's name.
> > >
> > > Deal?
> > >
> > > Carlos.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >       
> > > > From: "M. Sufilight" <global-theosophy@stofanet.dk>
> > > > Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
> > > > To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
> > > > Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
> > > > Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:53:47 +0100
> > > >
> > > > Yeah...
> > > > I have just lend Master Morya's de- and re-materialising-kit
> > > > a our local spiritual library. They said, I could keep it for this
> > > > incarnation.
> > > > :-)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > from
> > > > M. Sufilight on his flying carpet...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: <Drpsionic@aol.com>
> > > > To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
> > > > Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:33 AM
> > > > Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >         
> > > > > In a message dated 2/27/2006 12:02:29 AM Central Standard Time,
> > > > > leonmaurer@aol.com writes:
> > > > >
> > > > > It's no  joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a
> > > > >
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> > > >         
> > > > > on
> > > > >
> > > > > posting annoying web messages or sending annoying email messages 
> > > > >           
> > without
> >     
> > > > > disclosing your true identity
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > It should last five minutes in court.
> > > > >
> > > > > Chuck the Heretic
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
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