Theos-Talk Archives (February 2006 Message tt00705)

One might read the Master's letters and wonder if they were ever young 
men such those portrayed below.

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Sophia had two young Masters who were excessively mischievous.  They 
were always getting into trouble and Sophia knew that, if any mischief 
occurred in the Theosophical Society, K.H. and Morya were probably involved.

Sophia heard that a local priest of the LCC had been successful in 
disciplining masters, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.  The 
Bishop Leadbeater agreed, but asked to see them individually.  Sophia 
sent Morya in first, with K.H. scheduled to see the clergyman in the 
afternoon.

The Bishop, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the young Morya down 
and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

Morya's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with 
his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.  So the clergyman repeated the 
question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?"  Again the young 
Morya made no attempt to answer.  So the clergyman raised his voice even 
more and shook his finger in the young Master's face and bellowed, 
"WHERE IS GOD!?"

Morya screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into 
his closet, slamming the door behind him.  When his brother Koot Hoomi 
found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The young Morya, still gasping for breath, replied, "Brother, we are in 
BIG trouble this time.  God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

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peace and a sense of humor,


bill


carlosaveline cardoso aveline wrote:
> Dear Sufilight,
>
> If you make jokes with the names of the Masters,
> I might make jokes with the Prophet,
> yet I somewaht prefer keeping jokes away
> from Masters names and from the Prophet's name.
>
> Deal?
>
> Carlos.
>
>
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> > From: "M. Sufilight" <global-theosophy@stofanet.dk>
> > Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
> > To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
> > Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
> > Date: Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:53:47 +0100
> >
> > Yeah...
> > I have just lend Master Morya's de- and re-materialising-kit
> > a our local spiritual library. They said, I could keep it for this
> > incarnation.
> > :-)
> >
> >
> > from
> > M. Sufilight on his flying carpet...
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: <Drpsionic@aol.com>
> > To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
> > Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 7:33 AM
> > Subject: Re: Theos-World Better watch out who you pick on here, buddy
> >
> >
> >     
> > > In a message dated 2/27/2006 12:02:29 AM Central Standard Time,
> > > leonmaurer@aol.com writes:
> > >
> > > It's no  joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a 
> > >       
> > prohibition
> >     
> > > on
> > >
> > > posting annoying web messages or sending annoying email messages without
> > > disclosing your true identity
> > >
> > >
> > > It should last five minutes in court.
> > >
> > > Chuck the Heretic
> > >
> > >
> > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Yahoo! Groups Links
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> > >       
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> >
> >
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> >
> >     
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