Theos-Talk Archives (April 2005 Message tt01870)

Subject: Why men have two dogs instead of two wives . . .
> >
> > > 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs
> > > are to see you.
> > >
> > > 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
> > >
> > > 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
> > >
> > > 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
> > > dog's name.
> > >
> > > 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
> > >
> > > 6. A dog's parents never visit.
> > >
> > > 7 Dogs do not hate their bodies.
> > >
> > > 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to
> > > get your point across.
> > >
> > > 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than
> > > in your wallet or desk.
> > >
> > > 10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
> > >
> > > 11. Dogs can't talk.
> > >
> > > 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready
> > > to go 24 hours a day.
> > >
> > > 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
> > >
> > > 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
> > >
> > > 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
> > >
> > > 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I
> > > died, would you get another dog?"
> > >
> > > 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
> > > paper and give them away.
> > >
> > > 18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it
> > > without calling you a pervert.
> > >
> > > 19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
> > >
> > > 20 On a car trip, your dog never insists on
> > > running the heater.
> > >
> > > 21. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
> > >
> > > 22. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
> > >
> > > 23. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.
> > >
> > > 24. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.
> > >
> > > And, last but not least:
> > >
> > > 25. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.


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