Theos-Talk Archives (April 2005 Message tt01306)

A little lad ,whose name was Bob,
minded an horse outside a pub,
the horse;it widdled, and the man came out,
the little lad began to shout,
"Your horse wont go now mister
Your horse wont go now mister,
the petrol all drained away!"
cheers Iain

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Cass Silva" <silva_cass@yahoo.com>
To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:30 PM
Subject: Re: Theos-World The funny side of the street,


> Seen a horse peein but never an elephant, the fly must have floated half 
> way across the continent.
> Cass
>
> Iain <ibse03888@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> Of course nothing like taking the "wee-wee"
> cheers Iain
> ps reminds me of the story of the fly on the elephant's leg..It got pissed
> off!!!!
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Cass Silva"
> To:
> Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 5:10 AM
> Subject: Re: Theos-World The funny side of the street,
>
>
> > Are you taking the piss? Dejavue
> > Cass
> >
> > Iain wrote:
> >
> > and for others ,just a damp patch!
> > cheers Iain
> > ----- Original Message ----- 
> > From: "Cass Silva"
> > To:
> > Sent: Wednesday, April 20, 2005 1:01 AM
> > Subject: Re: Theos-World The funny side of the street,
> >
> >
> > > And the theosophist says: For some it feels wet, for some it feels dry.
> > > Cass
> > > thalprin wrote:
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> > >
> > > Act I,
> > > Scene I:
> > >
> > > A variety of people, sitting in a room, some of them talking:
> > >
> > > The realist says: It looks like it's gonna rain.
> > > The credulous man says: I read it's supposed to rain today.
> > > The optimist says: Nah, it aint gonna rain.
> > > The pessimist says: Hey, I saw a bunch of clouds outside earler today.
> > > The sensorialist says: Well, it sure feels like rain.
> > > The impressionist says: Yup, you can practically taste it in the air.
> > > The expressionist runs in and he says:
> > >
> > > Oh, man! Is it ever raining outside! Look at me, I'm soaking wet!
> > >
> > > Everyone looks at each other and says:
> > >
> > > Ooooh, that's so weird we were just talking about that. :)))
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