Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
Apr 19, 2005 09:23 AM
by Iain
further, what about the old guy in the old peoples home , hanging on to his
Zimmer frame slowly walking towards this little old lady who was sitting in
a wheelchair,Having shuffled up along side her he says to her"Do you know
how old I am?" At this she unzips his fly,sticks her hand and fondles his
genitalia.."your 85 years old", the Old man totaly amazed at this exclaimed"
How do you know that?!!" She replies,"You told me yesterday"
cheers Iain
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cass Silva" <silva_cass@...>
To: <theos-talk@yahoogroups.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 12:21 PM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
Hi Iain,
Dont want to launch into a new sexual revolution. But I was referring to
the female orgasm being a myth, not the female!! This is women's business
and my tongue will probably be hung drawn and quartered by my sisters.
Absolutely loved the joke
Cass
Iain <ibse03888@...> wrote:
Dear Cass I didnt suspect you were under the AFLUENCE of INCAHOL.I have
still to meet the Mythical Female, any peice would be greatfully received!!
a story that you will appreciate about the mother bathing her 3 year old son
, with kids of that age exploring himself, the mother braced herself for the
inevitable question, she did not wait long" Mum, are those my brains?" The
reply was" They soon will be!!!!"
cheers Iain
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cass Silva"
To:
Sent: Tuesday, April 19, 2005 1:23 AM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
Hi Iain
Shows you how uninformed I am and what a couple of wines will do to the
thinking process. I was sure they made the movie, so many tv docos about
it. I see the church is exploiting the whole thing, I bet that gets the
pastor a new beamer!
You want a piece of the mythical female orgasm, what key, happy to oblige,
been doin it for years.
Regards
Cass
Iain wrote:
Straight up my dear Cass,why would I give you dates for filming, they have
made only parts of it as the climax purports to be at Roslin which was not
available and of course they were not allowed to build a full scale mock up
of the chapel.for obvious reasons.The chapel has a large canopy over it but
this will be "airbrushed out" by these computer thingys. the cost of renting
the chapel for 8 days is £70,000. So, when did you see this movie?
as for drinking my health (same as went Harry met Sally
I'll have what she's having!!!!
cheers
Iain. (no autographs please)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cass Silva"
To:
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 1:58 PM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
Are you in a time warp or am I?. They have already made the Da Vinci
Code derrrr, are you having a flashback? Are you producing it or
something? Well its possible because it is in your imagination, and guess
what you can imagine all those people wantin your autograph.
Dream on dreamer
I'll drink to your health too
Cheers
Cass
Iain wrote:
Ok. agreed Chuck as your Assistant,I'll go with that does that mean he
gets
the Teas and Coffee?.Iain.
Just a bit of news for you the film of the Da Vinci Code is to be filmed
at
ROSLIN Chapel(south of Edinburgh,Scotland) the first week in August,Tom
Hanks to star, Ron Howard to Direct,I will not be in attendance @cos I'm
fed
up of all these Celebs wanting my autograph.
Cheers Iain
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cass Silva"
To:
Sent: Monday, April 18, 2005 7:22 AM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
As maybe casting director, I would like to employ as my assistant, Chuck
the Heretic, I believe he will add balance to the project, the other
perspective! Mauri you can only speculate until you come up with a story
line, and then when we are all dead, we can go into production.
Cass
leonmaurer@... wrote:
Production note:
Ok... That's good for starters. So, we'll consider Iain, possibly, as
comedy director (HPB was funny, wasn't she?) -- Cass, maybe, as casting
director --
and Mauri, speculatively, as story director. Now let's see them all come
up
with some useful ideas that coordinate with each other. LM
To: Iain, Cass and Mauri,
I wasn't joking. I was just poking and maybe pulling your legs a bit to
see
if there were any real filmmakers among us. But, if you want to keep on
that
way, that's Ok, too. BTW, since this is an American picture, we don't
use "aeroplanes." Besides, airplanes and Empire State type buildings
weren't
invented yet.
Leon
In a message dated 04/17/05 6:13:47 PM, ibse03888@...
writes:
Ok need someone to
Ok need someone to climb the Empire States building they need to be
hairy.and good at swatting aeroplanes
cheers Iain
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cass Silva"
To:
Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2005 11:36 AM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
No that Sean Penn and Michael Jacksons scene.
Cass
Iain wrote:
Great! will they be up to the mud wrestling scenes?
Iain
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cass Silva"
To:
Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2005 11:16 AM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
And as Mrs Colomb, Robyn Williams as Mrs Doubtfire?
Cass
Iain wrote:
OK I can live with that,how about Jim carrie for Mr Columb?
cheers Iain
----- Original Message -----
From: "Cass Silva"
To:
Sent: Sunday, April 17, 2005 3:07 AM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
I have already given the role of Krishnamurti to Sean Penn!!!
Cass
But seriously, I think it is a great idea, not yours, Leon's.
Iain wrote:
dear Mauri for a successful movie dont confuse the issue with facts we
need
blockbusters I think Tom Hanks for Col Olcott
Arnie Scwartzeniger for K.H. Sly Stalone as M. Jodie Foster for AB, Md
Columb..Maddonna. Mr Columb Sean Penn. Cant wait that lenth of time
for
M
Jackson to play CWL any suggestions for a replacement? We need to find
some
cheap tigers/lions for the fight scenes any contacts with zoos Etc
anything
thats half alive will do. Is Clarence that cross eyed lion still on
the
go
I
liked that one when he was in Daktari in the 1960's. we also need an
iceberg, the one from TITANIC should do that went down well!! Can we
get
Shrek in for a couple of shots, keeps the kids interested.Need to do
more
work of the heavy bed scenes, Need to get the custume people to get
acurate
designs, can we get nylon flannels?Product Sponsors need their stuff
promoted in the film, we need to find a way to get the Acme Digital
Alarm
Clocks in full view, also Gucci Computers ,We also need the Busby
Berkley
Girls for the dance sequence, we can pass that off as a dream
sequence.
of
course every thing is done IN THE BEST POSSIBLE TASTE!!!! Bring on the
empty
horses.
S Goldwyn ( cheers Iain)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Mauri"
To:
Sent: Saturday, April 16, 2005 10:08 AM
Subject: Re: Theos-World Re: Blavatsky Movie - Hollywood style
Me too. So far have a tentative first
chapter for a novel that opens on a
mountain in Tibet. I've been thinking
in terms of creating dramatic
adventure/jsuspense fiction (with
visuals for a possible movie version)
interspersed with sprinklings of
historical fact. I figure that with
characters (out of real life, no less!)
like HPB, Masters, Olcott, Sinnet,
Coulombs, etc, how could such a book or
movie fail to be a blockbuster???
Speculatively,
Mauri
leonmaurer@... wrote:
We've been working on it since 1975, and Bates would be a good
candidate
for
the lead role -- but have yet to find a suitable script that would
make
a
good
movie for theatrical release, or even a stage play suitable for
Broadway.
As
for who would play Judge, Olcott, Besant Leadbeater, KH, M, etc. --
that's
all up for grabs depending on the story (and the budget) -- which
could
be
limited to any portion of HPB's adventurous life or a full epic
biographical
approach. Problem is maintaining an underlying pure theosophical
philosophical
basis that would "entertain," "teach" subliminally or
metaphorically,
and
awaken
interest in theosophy -- without an obvious New Age "message" that
would
trigger a religious or political backlash. For our professional
interest, a
suitable picture would have to have the same character and big
screen
impact as Star
Wars, the Matrix, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Master and
Commander,
etc.
-- so as to attract the largest audience possible. All ideas from
story-line
and development to preproduction financing welcome.
Leon H. Maurer,
Exec Producer
Uniworld Artists Productions
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