Theos-Talk Archives (April 2005 Message tt00706)

Hallo all, 

My views are:

A black widow ?
It is when you are ignorant about sex and fumble too much -
or when you can't concentrate and get afraid.



Or Maybe these could be more helpful...

The Widow Master
Mulla Nasrudin called on the minister and told him a distressing story of poverty and misery in the neighborhood. "This poor widow," said the Mulla, "with four starving children to feed, is sick in bed with no money for the doctor, and besides that she owes $100 rent for three months and is about to be evicted. I'm out trying to help raise the rent money. I wondered if you can help?" "I certainly can," said the minister. "If you can give your time to this cause, so can I. By the way, who are you?" "I AM THE LANDLORD," said Nasrudin. 

:-)

or...

The "White" widow
Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They load up Jack's 
station-wagon and head north. After driving for a few hours, they get 
caught in a terrible blizzard. They pull into a nearby farmhouse and 
ask the attractive lady of the house if they can spend the night. 
"I'm recently widowed," she explains, "and I'm afraid the neighbors 
will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack says, 
"we'll be happy to sleep in the barn." Nine months later, Jack gets a 
letter from the widow's attorney. He calls up his friend Bob and 
says, "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow at the farm we 
stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of 
the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?" "Yes, I have to 
admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling 
her your name?" Bob's face turns red and he says, "Yeah, I'm afraid I 
did."

"Well, thanks a lot, pal...she just died and left me her farm."

:-)


Or this one...

The Black Widow
When Mulla Nasrudin died, his wife decided to have him cremated. The attendant at the crematory showed his widow a display of beautifully decorated urns for his ashes. "NO," she said. "I DON'T WANT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. I WANT YOU TO PUT HIS ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS. I AM GOING TO PUT IT ON THE MANTELPIECE. MULLA NASRUDIN NEVER DID A DAY'S WORK IN HIS LIFE, BUT BELIEVE ME, HE WILL BE BUSY ALL DAY LONG FROM NOW ON."

:-)


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A personal comment:

I hate them hourglasses.
The last one went on for hours - it turned out to be a "year glass".
A Brahma year.

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from
M. Sufilight




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