Theos-Talk Archives (February 2005 Message tt00399)

Two terrorists capture a mother and son. The terrorist says to the mother, what is your name, she says Fatima, and he says, I cant shoot you my mothers name is Fatima. He says to the son, what is your name, he says, Habib, but everyone calls me Fatima.

A desperate man walks to the beach to kill himself, he sees a bottle, he takes out the cork, the genie says what is your wish, the man says, I am a simple man, I wish only for a house with 2 bedrooms for my children, the genie says, do you think I would be living in a bottle if....

Cass


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