Theos-Talk Archives (December 2004 Message tt00283)

Wishing you all Christmas happiness and a wish that 2005 will bring 
a thought renewal of a fantastic future for mankind and the planet 
we all share.
Warmest regards
Cass


A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-
five students in her class and she presented each child in her class 
the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the 
remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. 
Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind 
that these are first graders (6-year-olds), because the last one is 
classic!

1. Better to be safe than ........................punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the ..................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before ..................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ....termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but .....how?
6. Don't bite the hand that......................looks dirty.
7. No news is..........................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ........................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ........math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll .....stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ..................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ............pigs.
13. An idle mind is .................................the best way to 
relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's …........pollution.
15. Happy the bride who .......................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is .............................not much.
17. Two's company, three's ...................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .....you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you 
have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as...............Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not .....spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed .............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you............see in the 
picture on the box.
24. When the blind leadeth the blind .....get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than..................................pregnant