Theos-Talk Archives (June 2003 Message tt00006)

In a message dated 5/31/03 5:04:22 PM Central Daylight Time, 
bartl@sprynet.com writes:

<< Any black magickian who's ANYBODY uses a Learjet.
>>

That's why I live in Waukesha, near a small airport. There is nothing worse 
than having to drive longer than the flight to get to the plane!

Actually, the real problem with flying carpets is they have been known to 
unravel. That happened to the Master Koot Humbug (otherwise affectionately known 
in Theosophical literature as "that old koot") when he was on his way to 
deliver some mail to HPB. His carpet came apart and tumbled from the heavens, 
only to be saved by landing on HPB, whose massive girth cushioned his fall.

Chuck the Heretic