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Re: Theos-World "Are you trying to test my patience"/Satire

Dec 17, 2002 06:03 AM
by cesar joanino


good satire how true it was?







From: "thalprin <thalprin@yahoo.com>" <thalprin@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: theos-talk@yahoogroups.com
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Subject: Theos-World "Are you trying to test my patience"/Satire
Date: Tue, 17 Dec 2002 05:12:34 -0000

Hi,

Satire anyone?

"Don't you know who I am? Blavatsky is dead but I'm right here! Jesus
was all right in his day but he's all washed up now AND I'm in town!
Believe in Me! I can change your life! I don't need to know much
about Theosophy or alchemy or synchronicity or Buddhism or Jung or
Gurdjieff to know they're all STUPID and out-of-date - especially
compared to the shining singularity that is Me.

All prophets are talking through Me right now, and I say I'm where
it's at, and anybody who doesn't think so is SCREWED. You'll all PAY
for rejecting me, I'm tellin' ya. (the thrust of it is) I'm male AND
female, yin and yang, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the
omega. All you Pharisees out there, you're precious in your pesthood
because you're my foils: everything you say goes in one ear, out the
other, and comes right back at YOU. Hah! You say I'm rude, arrogant
and egocentric but SOMEBODY'S gotta clear the money changers out of
the Temple.

What does following me involve? Don't ask! It's my calling! Just
listen AND learn to understand how to follow! It's TOP SECRET, and I
promised, uh, ... , that I wouldn't tell. Why should I tell you
anyway? Are you trying to test my patience? Okay, I'll tell you
this, it's a secret, but, it won't cost half as much as Scientology.
Honest. You must trust me with your souls – you haven't got a choice
AND I'll make you all in my own image.
Just like me!"

Have a BEAUTIFUL day,
Terrie





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