some funny sayings
May 10, 2002 07:09 AM
by Eldon B Tucker
Here's a selection of some funny sayings
that I saw at work.
-- Eldon
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH.
The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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